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[forgingfires]

"You have contacted the great Red Son! Leave a message after the beep and keep it brief. If this is about a repair job, state the object and problem."

Comments

Re: Voice

[forgingfires]

An adult?! Aren't you young?!

Re: Voice

[tethered_roamer]

Maybe by your world standards? I'm 20, so I've been an adult for two years?

Re: Voice

[forgingfires]

[Oh]

[WELL OKAY, HE'S AN ADULT, BUT STILL.]

OKAY FINE! You're old enough, but I didn't realize he was talking about his sex life?!

Re: Voice

[tethered_roamer]

Should he not be? He only told me you did it and it was really good.

Re: Voice

[forgingfires]

[ewajoiewjaoiewjter]

[The amount of sputtering and crackling of fire.]

No?! Not yet?! Does your world not have any shame about sex?!

Re: Voice

[tethered_roamer]

I dunno. I don't even know what sex is. But MK finally talked to you so I figured it has to be a good thing.

Re: Voice

[forgingfires]

You don't even-

HOW DON'T YOU KNOW?

Re: Voice

[tethered_roamer]

You don't actually want to know the answer to that.

Re: Voice

[forgingfires]

That-

You-

UGH!

Okay, I cannot believe I am doing this, Noodle Boy talks about our sex life and I'm the one who has to give the talk now, that complete Noodle Brain-

[He wonders for a bit, so much fire crackling.]

Re: Voice

[tethered_roamer]

No one's making you do it, you know. And I'm not planning to ruin you day with my life story, I just wanted to congratulate you.

[He honestly wonders about you sometimes, Red Son. Is your middle dial busted.]

Re: Voice

[forgingfires]

[Yeah, probably.]

I'm going to do it because only bad things happen if you have no clue at your age and you're Noodle Boy's friend and you're not terrible to be around.

Re: Voice

[tethered_roamer]

[Only bad things huh? That's got his attention more than anything else.]

Alright then.

Re: Voice

[forgingfires]

[Abstinence education is a ruiner of lies and Cole doesn't even have THAT much.]

And don't talk to anyone else about this.

I need to tell Saya first. If she hears it from anywhere else, it'll be bad for everyone involved.

I was going to, but things happens to make it the worst time and I need a few days for it to not be terrible.

Re: Voice

[tethered_roamer]

It's not my business to spread your business around if it's not hurting anyone. I only told you because it is you.

So you don't have to worry about me.

Re: Voice

[forgingfires]

Good. [He may have to shake down MK to make sure he's not getting too chatty.]

...look around the room, are the shadows being weird at all?

Re: Voice

[tethered_roamer]

You mean Macaque? He's not here.

Re: Voice

[forgingfires]

He found you too.

He's been spying.

Re: Voice

[tethered_roamer]

I figured that was his thing yeah. And well, even if he was here, he knows already.

Re: Voice

[forgingfires]

He knows to a certain extent and frankly, I would prefer if Noodle Boy and I could reveal what we are and how we're doing on our own time, not because he's hiding in shadows.

Re: Voice

[tethered_roamer]

No, he knows that you had sex too. But fair.

Re: Voice

[forgingfires]

That Shadow Monkey needs to learn boundaries!

Re: Voice

[tethered_roamer]

You're probably not wrong. I've only talked to him once.

Re: Voice

[forgingfires]

I've only been around him a few times, but he likes to be sneaky and dramatic.

Re: Voice

[tethered_roamer]

Sounds a lot like a guy I knew. I'll keep that in mind.

Anyway.

Re: Voice

[forgingfires]

Anyway?