"Only if I decide to go on a conquering spree. Otherwise I don't wreck very much if I'm not around them," Red Son said with a shrug. That moment when the villain seems to be more mindful of the fallout.
"Dragon human hybrid. Her ancestor Ao Lie took a human mate and since there were...family troubles, his descendants kept marrying with other humans for the most part," Red Son said. "Ao Lie also liked turning into a white horse, he was well known for it. So she's Dragon Girl, Pony Girl, White Horse Girl, and whatever combination of those words I feel like that day. She has a white motorcycle with horse and dragon stylings as well, so I decided to keep it even though I'm less convinced she's a reincarnation like the rest of the crew," Red Son said, voice taking on the edge of someone who has been trying to figure out what the fuck is going on with a particular problem and has no idea what it all MEANS.
"Because the first time I met him, it was because he had shown up with a noodle delivery to where mother and I were releasing father from his prison. Which was underground, deep in a construction zone that no one was supposed to be in because I got all the zoning permits for it! We owned that land! But for some reason, his delivery app brought him right to us and he never thought twice about going down a construction elevator!" The things MK does are vast and confusing. "And I still don't know why! Like he was legitimately there to deliver noodles for his...guardian's restaurant. I don't know who placed the order because it wasn't us, I don't know if Wukong was already playing games then, and Noodle Boy was surprised from start to finish from my releasing father, from my about to kill him, he was very adequately terrified to all the demons and robots there, to him picking up Wukong's staff and it reacting to him! The moment we became aware of his existence that day, literally nothing made any sense." Red Son ranted, fire flickering in his hair because NONE of it made sense, there was some controlling factor in the mix and he didn't know WHAT it was.
"Then I chased him across the city until I ended up crashing into a building when Dragon Girl interfered. He still delivers noodles between fighting demons and saving the world, so he will remain Noodle Boy."
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"Dragon human hybrid. Her ancestor Ao Lie took a human mate and since there were...family troubles, his descendants kept marrying with other humans for the most part," Red Son said. "Ao Lie also liked turning into a white horse, he was well known for it. So she's Dragon Girl, Pony Girl, White Horse Girl, and whatever combination of those words I feel like that day. She has a white motorcycle with horse and dragon stylings as well, so I decided to keep it even though I'm less convinced she's a reincarnation like the rest of the crew," Red Son said, voice taking on the edge of someone who has been trying to figure out what the fuck is going on with a particular problem and has no idea what it all MEANS.
"Because the first time I met him, it was because he had shown up with a noodle delivery to where mother and I were releasing father from his prison. Which was underground, deep in a construction zone that no one was supposed to be in because I got all the zoning permits for it! We owned that land! But for some reason, his delivery app brought him right to us and he never thought twice about going down a construction elevator!" The things MK does are vast and confusing. "And I still don't know why! Like he was legitimately there to deliver noodles for his...guardian's restaurant. I don't know who placed the order because it wasn't us, I don't know if Wukong was already playing games then, and Noodle Boy was surprised from start to finish from my releasing father, from my about to kill him, he was very adequately terrified to all the demons and robots there, to him picking up Wukong's staff and it reacting to him! The moment we became aware of his existence that day, literally nothing made any sense." Red Son ranted, fire flickering in his hair because NONE of it made sense, there was some controlling factor in the mix and he didn't know WHAT it was.
"Then I chased him across the city until I ended up crashing into a building when Dragon Girl interfered. He still delivers noodles between fighting demons and saving the world, so he will remain Noodle Boy."